Happy Halloween from Target! →
(via killick) Wear this to your church Halloween party. Carry a lighter. (just in case… I don’t actually endorse burning down churches. See, the costume’s got the word “Mayhem” in it and one of the dudes from Mayhem…you know what? Jokes aren’t funny when you gotta explain ‘em.) Actually, you know what? This thing sucks, because “Pants,...